Hybrid Redneck is a marketing campaign used to promote Richland County that's it.  Don't read into.  Richland County is located in Southwest Wisconsin.  60 Miles West of Madison, 70 Miles Southeast of Lacrosse and 75 miles Northeast of Dubuque, IA that is what we mean when we say in the middle of it all.  By no means are we saying the people of Richland County are rednecks.  We all simply love where we live, it is beautiful place to work and play.   We are proud of who we are and we want to share it with the rest of the world. 
So too all the people that get excited about this campaign, and think we are calling everyone in Richland County rednecks, we are not, we are calling us Hybrid Rednecks, we have all our teeth, well most of us.  Take a chill pill and wash it down with a beer!
 Love Dr Fun PhD-:-)

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Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jumped in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you

The first hunter says "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission

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On this page we are going to show the difference between
a Redneck and a Hybrid Redneck, enjoy.  Send us your ideas.

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Dr Fun Ph.D "Phenomenal Hybrid Dude" our official spokesperson


It's not what average rednecks do,

to celebrate the red, white and blue.

Adrenaline, Power and Speed,

is the HYBRID REDNECK creed.

It's what civilized people do for fun. 






Redneck Vs.


Hybrid Redneck

Redneck Car Show	Hybrid Redneck Car Show
Redneck Breakfast	Hybrid Redneck Breakfast
Redneck Motorcyle	Hybrid Redneck Motorcycles
Redneck 3 Wheeler	Hybrid Redneck 4 Wheeler
Redneck Wow!	Hybrid Redneck
Redneck Rodeo	Hybrid Redneck Rodeo
Redneck Monster Truck	Hybrid Redneck Monster  Truck at Churning Dirt
Redneck Truck	Hybrid Redneck Truck
Redneck Speed Trap	Hyrbrid Redneck Speed Trap
Redneck Dogs	Hybrid Redneck Dogs
More Redneck Pics....	NOT Hybrid Redneck Pics!!!

Real Redneck Firework Safety Video

Hybrid Redneck Territory: Rules

1.  Pull your droopy pants up and your hat visor goes to the front!!     2.   Let's get this straight; it's called a 'gravel road.'  I drive a pickup truck because I want to.  No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your car.      3.  They are cattle, dairy cows, and hogs.... and they smell. They smell like money to us.     4.  If you plan on moving here, better know we're 'neighborly' - that means we actually know our neighbors' names, their kids' names, their kids' kids' names, their dog's name, and where their house key is hidden.  'Keep to yourself?' - what does that mean?     5.  You have a $60,000 car....We have a $250,000 combine that is driven only 3 times a year.     6.  So every person in every pickup waves.... it's being friendly.    7.  Yeah, we eat walleye and northern pike and love it.  Sushi and caviar are available at the corner bait shop.     8.  The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season.  It's a religious holiday held the Saturday before Thanksgiving.     9.  We open doors for women.... regardless of age.     10.  When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes:  meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices... Onion, Pepper, and Garlic!  Oh, yeah.... And real lutefisk never met a tomato!     11. You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice.  You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute.     12.  Yes, all those little white churches are filled on Sunday morning for the 7:00 a.m. early service... so we can get home in time for the  Packer game.     13.   College and high school football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks.... and a heck of a lot more fun to watch.     14.  Sure, we have golf courses.  But don't hit the water hazards it spooks the fish.     15. Tow truck, what's that?  We'll gladly pull up to fix that flat, transport you for gas, and, if you're stuck in the ditch, we have Allis, John, and Massey to pull you out.     16. Colleges? Try MSOE, Carroll, Marquette , UW (all 20 campuses), etc., etc . They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays and support their parents!     17.  We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines than any other state, so, 'Don't mess with Wisconsin .'  If you do, you will get whipped by the best.     18.  Always remember what a great mind (Robert LaFollette) once said:  'The United States wouldn't be what it is today if it had not been for Wisconsin !'  Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.  As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife. Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'  Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' 'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies. 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'  'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow." She said, 'You must be mistaken.  I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'  Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.